Web conference call. Also, new beard.
Sexdrive
I can’t stop thinking of my wife and all the things I would do to her given the chance. I snapped a sexy picture of her ass yesterday. I’d post it if I didn’t think she would kill me if she found out. Oh well, I have looked at it 3 times today on my phone. I thought my sex drive was supposed to drop while hers skyrocketed at this age. I adore her ass.
John Snow
My son (8) is fleshing out his DnD character and decides to be a beast master ranger with a Dire Wolf Companion. My kid is of the Stark Clan apparently. These are all his ideas. I don’t know where he got them because I have not discussed Game of Thrones with him. I told him that the books I am reading have beast master rangers with dire wolf companions in it and he was like “yeah? cool.”
Swiper no swiping.
I introduced my son (8) and his friend to dungeons and dragons this weekend. He started with a rogue. My daughter (4) asked if a rogue would save the whole universe. No, a rogue is more like Swiper the fox. My son says he’s not a very good rogue. I said yeah. He doesn’t roll 20s. My son laughed and my wife just rolled her eyes and shook her head.
I ought to have known
Alanis was right, she won’t go down on me in a theater. Stoked to see harry potter all the same.
