Daddy Needs Love Too: Archive

I need a sure thing

I wish my mental health weren’t so directly linked to the frequency with which I get laid. My happiness decreases steadily from each time I have sex. Its been too long. I got shot down last night. She said “I’m too tired”. Then she stayed up past midnight. Not cool. This after she woke me up the last time she wanted some. I was too tired to finish, but I still gave it...

Apr 1st

Mar 31st

Mr. Responsible

So I left my keys in the bosses car today. I made him drive back to the office. I made worry drive over to drop off my sons baseball gear. How awesome am I?

Mar 30th

Dead Battery

So I put my phone on the charger prior to visiting the shitter this evening. I can’t remember the last time I took a dump without a smart phone. Longest 4 minutes of my life.

Mar 30th

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Crapper

I visited a toilet bowl manufacturing facility today and see how they are made. Then had Chick-Fil-A for lunch and later got to see how they work. The cell reception in our bathroom is shitty.

Mar 29th

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Not fair

So the Wifey woke me up early yesterday looking for some lovin. I am not one to say no, but it was too early, and my broken rib too sore. I wasn’t able to finish. I considered faking it. She says “that still counts right?” Meh

Mar 28th

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I can fix anything

So the Wifey brings home a broken single cup coffee maker from her friends house. Her friend got a replacement. Mr Fixit to the rescue. There was an air compressor involved. But now she is sucking down some sweet java and is happy with me for the time being.

Mar 26th

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Quickie?

Came home early for a quickie after work before picking up the kids. Got shot down very quickly.

Mar 26th