I need a sure thing
I wish my mental health weren’t so directly linked to the frequency with which I get laid. My happiness decreases steadily from each time I have sex. Its been too long. I got shot down last night. She said “I’m too tired”. Then she stayed up past midnight. Not cool. This after she woke me up the last time she wanted some. I was too tired to finish, but I still gave it...
So I left my keys in the bosses car today. I made him drive back to the office. I made worry drive over to drop off my sons baseball gear. How awesome am I?
So I put my phone on the charger prior to visiting the shitter this evening. I can’t remember the last time I took a dump without a smart phone. Longest 4 minutes of my life.
I visited a toilet bowl manufacturing facility today and see how they are made. Then had Chick-Fil-A for lunch and later got to see how they work. The cell reception in our bathroom is shitty.
So the Wifey woke me up early yesterday looking for some lovin. I am not one to say no, but it was too early, and my broken rib too sore. I wasn’t able to finish. I considered faking it. She says “that still counts right?” Meh
I can fix anything
So the Wifey brings home a broken single cup coffee maker from her friends house. Her friend got a replacement. Mr Fixit to the rescue. There was an air compressor involved. But now she is sucking down some sweet java and is happy with me for the time being.
Came home early for a quickie after work before picking up the kids. Got shot down very quickly.
Wifey and the Princess are out on a playdate. What awesome plans for we have in their absence? Mac and cheese and pop up video. I’m so ashamed.
New guy at work doesn’t believe in evolution. This should be fun.
rachelfabulous asked: oh hi - I see that you are following me and .... well.... do we know each other?
My Minnie Me and I had lunch today. I want to be 8 years old again.