Bitch? You be the judge.
Woman at airport is upset about delays. She approaches the desk at the gate and says “I’m not trying to be a bitch but…” It doesn’t matter what comes next.
My cat would be perfect if I were into that sort of thing.
I came home early today looking for a little loving from the wife. I even brought flowers and a card. I forgot that it is that time of the month again. That make 3 periods this month by my count.
Dear Mr. Hall and Oats Affro, golf shirt, cut off jean shorts, black socks and hightop sneakers. You made my day.
In my day...
I just passed a school bus dropping off kids on my way to lunch. What time must they have been picked up? Good lord.